"Adventures in The Safari Hat"
Part One: To be read in the voice of Steve Erwin
Featuring: Archer
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The key to a good Safari is a great breakfast of pulverized squash and breastmilk.
Once that's out of the way, then you take a good power nap. 
If you look to your left, you'll see a pack of wild giraffe. If we get close enough, I might can wrestle one to the ground. 
Ahh, mate! I got one by the hooves!
That was filling. Let's see what else we can spot out here, mate.
Got me another one! The ears are the best part! 
It's really not a crime, they are abundant down here in these parts. Trying to thin out the herd.
Really. It's fine. 
Moving on. I bet we can see some wild grass snakes over there.
Shhhhh...here comes one.
Got one! Don't worry I won't eat it.
Now it's time to dawn that new Safari hat and be on your way.
You'll start by noticing a wild creature on your right called a Millie June. A majestic creature but deadly if you mention the words 'dog park'.
Now I wonder why type of mammal we'll discover as we trek through these open fields...
Wild giraffe is delicious this time of year.
They're not as good as giraffe meat.
Well, mate, that just about does it for our great safari adventure. Thanks for joining us and don't forget to tip your driver.
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